Yo
mamma breath smells so bad when she burps her teeth have to
duck
Yo mamma
so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mamma
so old she farts dust
Yo mamma
is like a door knob. everybody gets a turn
Yo mamma
is so stupid, while going to Disneyland, It said "Disneyland left
<--" so she went home
Yo Mamma
is so fat, she jumped on a pogo stick and went straight to
china
Yo mamma
is so fat she has more chins than a chineese phonebook
Yo mamma
is so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started to
sing "we are family"
Yo mamma
glasses are so thick that when she looks on a
map she sees people waving!
Yo mamma
so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Yo mamma
so fat that she had to give directions when she had
sex!!!
Yo mamma
so fat when she stepped on a scale it said no livestock
please
Yo mamma
so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong
end Yo Mamma so nasty, I went over her house and
asked her what was for dinner she opened her legs and said
"Crabs"
Yo mamma
so poor, I went over her house and asked her what's for dinner she
lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot pockets"
Yo mamma
so dumb, I went over her house and asked her what's for dinner she
Ripped her pants off, leaned them on the side and said "Lean
Pockets"
Yo mamma
so fat, she said she can eat a Whale...Believe me, she wasn't
lying.
Yo mamma
so stupid, she said "What's that?" I said "Acorn" She said "What
happened to B-corn and C-corn?"
Yo mamma
so ugly, She almost got the part for the beast in Beauty and the
beast
Both yo
mamma and daddy so dumb, they had Phone sex in the same
house.
Yo mamma
so stupid, she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi-pads
had wings
Yo mamma
so poor, I stepped on a lit Ciggarete and she said Who turned off
the heat?
Yo mamma
so poor , I killed a fire fly and she said hey, who turned off the
light?
Yo mamma
so poor, Robbers break into her house and leave her
money
Yo mamma
so old, she owes fred flintstone a food stamp
Yo mamma
so dumb, I had a timberland shirt on and she said "...where's
Timbaland???
Yo mamma
is so fat she was Miss Arizona - class battleship
Yo mamma
is so fat when she stepped off I ran out of gas swerving around
her.
Yo mamma
is so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
serveillance cameras
Yo mamma
is so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mamma
is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mamma
is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "To Be
Continued..."
Yo mamma
is so ugly her mom fed her with a sling shot..